Every year!

Every goddamn year, American Idol tricks me into watching. I become intrigued by the ads showing everyone sounding like me in the shower, and THEN I remember why I never watch the show.

The judges say the same thing every year. The same generic people rape the same worn, tired karaoke songs. (with the exception of very few, one being some chick who just sang Barracuda)

Maybe I have a subconscious mancrush on Seacrest.