Wednesday, January 14, 2009

All Hail the Queen




































Why does /b/ hate Boxxy? Does she not fit perfectly in with every other stupid meme? Advice Dog, Mudkipz and WHO WAS PHONE?! I submit that yes, she does. She meets the requirements. She came out of the bowels of the internet, she was forced on us like herpes and she doesn't make a whole lot of sense.




But we love her.




Why? She challenges all that /b/ holds dear about itself. Over the years, the only thing setting /b/ apart from ebaumsworld and the other chans, is the sense of badassness /b/ has about itself. /b/ tries to be the macho man of the internet. It wants tits, or you have to leave. Gore? GREAT! CP?! Yes please! /b/ can handle anything, and it overflows with basement dwellers showing that nothing shocks us anymore, and that though they've never gotten laid, they still produce testosterone. Fap threads. Ass threads. Epic tit threads. Camwhore threads.



Then there was Boxxy. She is not a femanon. She doesn't deliver, and she won't GTFO. She acts like a child. She is the new /b/. Savior of Newfags.






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